yawn

um, the hemingway complex is bored to death. the hemingway complex did not think anyone could be more boring than jeff. ooh your calendar is going to fill up with work obligations? that makes me want to go out with you so bad. sersly, call me.

also, mary could get some serious meddling done if she had access to the town council. i mean, that's power. the only way that this plot point could interest the hemingway complex again would be if Mary starts also dating his lame brother. was his brother the one that wore too-small sweatshirts? maybe he's more the bad boy type that this god-awfully boring strip needs.