Sunday, March 30, 2008

WHAT?!

Oh my god, this is the dumbest thing the Hemingway Complex has ever read! What an outrage! All this time we've been waiting for the true story behind Mary's lifetime of meddlesomeness, and this is it? It doesn't even make any sense! It's like, I am who I am because of this formative experience in which nothing actually happened, though I will intimate that something horrible befell Cathy! Mary, you f-ing blueballer, let Toby go back to the party which has already lasted a month and see if they've gotten out the burgers yet.

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