Tuesday, February 12, 2008

speculation

So many suicide foreshadows, and yet I really doubt that any harm is coming to Dr. Drew Corey. He's already been through so much - a two-week date with Vera during which he drank a mug of water, finding out that Vera faked him out about wanting to hook up again, and confessing his naive love only to get brutally rejected. Can't a man just hang out on a cliff and recoup?

I hope it doesn't take too much away from the man's sense of drama to point out that the cliff in question is only about 15 feet high; trees are taller than the road. Even if Dr. Drew Corey decides to really get "away from it all", the most action we can hope for is busting through that little fence and careening down the gentle slope beyond for like 1 second before landing unscathed on some grass. Hey, and how come, even though he showed up for his date in a checkered blazer and driving a pink SmartCar, he's driving away in a brown coat and a black car? Probably cause the date lasted so long his inspection sticker expired and he had to steal a car, so he just wore whatever they had lying around on the seat.

In all this time that we've been precoccupied with this hellish and bizarre dating scenario (meeting up with someone you're not interested in to tell them that you're now dating your boss), what do you suppose Mary's got herself up to?
-Planning Charterstone's annual pool party
-Holding Toby at gunpoint
-Munching away on that 20-lb bag of kibble she bought for Chester
-Feeding the ducks at the zoo
-Using a glass held against the wall to listen to her neighbors' conversations
-Making it in the staff lounge at the hospital with Dr. Jeff Corey

1 comment:

Wanders said...

I vote for eating Chester's kibble.

And thanks for pointing out the awkwardly low vista he's parked at! But Drew is right: If EVER, I mean EVVVVER there was a place to get away from it all, that is the place. Like totally!