Wednesday, January 16, 2008

yes!!!

the hemingway complex is so psyched!! back in 2007, the hemingway complex confessed that, in desperation, the hemingway complex would turn to the insane female characters of mary worth as models to navigate the dating world. vera and dawn were so hardcore in their dumping of dr. marlin! they really told him what's what. plus, they were crazily awesome while they were dating him, acting like total maniacs, being in love with a dunce, and coming up with gems like this one:










then, for being so hardcore, they just all of a sudden want to talk to him again? this is helpful to the hemingway complex, as it adds a lot of leeway - basically, one can exhibit any behavior one wants, and still be following the guidelines. it's great. like say a suitor wants to meet up with you again late at night after some too-long amount of time. one could be outraged, cause a scene, and say stuff like "healer of hearts, breaker of mine" and make "talk-to-the-hand" hand gestures, or one could call up that suitor and be sorry for the way one left things, like it was one's fault! amazingly liberating. can't wait til dawn gets wind of this. will they suddenly, independently have the urge to go horseback riding again? or will it be the early bird special at the bum boat?maybe vera will be all, dr. marlin, you are a successful dr. or professional, why don't you have a top sheet/working bathroom light?
also, if vera is pregnant, moy and giella gots to learn how to draw kids, not just mini sized adults in baseball caps like this creepy fellow:












also, do they think there is some type of baseball cap minimum to adhere to in terms of
background characters? like, what?

wish the hemingway complex luck, we have a date tonight!!

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